I like to think of myself as a reluctant contrarian in the sense that I would like to agree with everyone else, but in many cases I can’t.
I want to. But I can’t.
Religion is one of those things where everyone else seems to agree with an idea, but only if you keep those ideas general enough that it can fit into everyone else’s lifestyle, and therefore be a one-size-fits-all philosophy.
This is pretty evident by the fact that some people think God put Trump in office despite the fact he’s a triple married adulterer who has fornicated with porn stars. Not to mention that people choose jobs, justify sexism, and have callous attitudes towards the poor (despite being contradictory of scripture) typically for the same reason–it’s God’s plan.
Here the thing though–how is it that so many people can wedge their contradictory agendas from the same pieces of paper?
The answer, from my observation anyway, is that very few people actively choose to be in the religion they are in. They are born into it, think their way is normal, then die.
Growing up Catholic, it was pretty shocking to me going to a Protestant (specifically Presbyterian) school and encountering how few Protestants knew–or cared–about the differences in their religions.
Or even knew what a Protestant was.
Lutheran, Episcopalian, Baptist, Methodist, flying spaghetti monster–I seemed to know more about their collective religion’s history and the distinctions between them then they did.
And despite no one caring very much about actively studying their faith, why they believed what they did, and why it was supposed to matter to them, there seemed to be a correlation between apathy and moralistic righteousness.
In other words: the less they knew about their–and everyone else’s–religion, the more their whole world and the crap they try to pull in it was totally justifiable because…Jesus.
Not exactly inspiring.
I found myself taking a step back and wondering why religion–this idea that there is an almighty being, and magic, and demons, and prophesies, and souls–was put on autopilot in the minds of not a few individuals, but the majority of people walking around and living their lives according to a philosophy the average person really knows little about.
Hell, even Atheists are lazy too.
It’s the same autopilot mentality of “Well, this shit is lame. Therefore it’s all lame and I’m the smart one, and ifIcan’tseeitthenit’snotrealand…”
Have your eyes glazed over yet?
Yeah, mine too when I heard it the first 1,053,029 times my initial week of college where everyone is uniformly a rebel.
Ultimately, I took a step back from religion, ironically, because very few religious people I knew seemed to take the idea of religion seriously. And research. And actively choosing. And thinking.
The idea of God, death, souls, demons, sins, hell, great battles of good and evil, and winged invisible people blew my tiny mind as a kid…and thinking about it still does to this day.
So why weren’t so many religious zealots as amazed by even the possibility of these things existing among us?
Again, we go back to mental autopilot: I grew up hearing this, it seems normal because everyone around me repeats it, you don’t think about it, you die.
Despite some people not digging deep and sincerely questioning if and what they believe exists beyond the veil of human existence, people still will base their life decisions like who they marry, what school they will put their kid in, and what they will allow themselves to read/watch based not on a well thought out philosophy, but because they know the trigger words and want to match up with people who have the same thoughtless vocabulary they do.
Fitting in matters more than philosophy.
This alone can be enough of a deterrent, but the more I started looking into the history of various religions, the more I was a little unsettled by how regionally specific they were in their rules.
I know that’s confusing, so hear me out: Religion, any religion, is intended to be the universal word of God. It is the way we are supposed to live out our lives to reach Heaven, Paradise, Nirvana, or whatever. The idea is that if God made man, our existence, and the rules to win the game, ideally they should be universal, right? Because Truth, Justice, and Goodness should be universal to establish that there are rules to win the game and more importantly, that there is a Goodness that surpasses us as humans revealing just how small in this world we really are.
So why does God care if you eat pork?
Just so you don’t think I’m only picking on Christians, I’ve added a few other players to the game.
Why does God care if you eat pork? The being that created the heavens and the earth, created humans to be omnivores (fight me), and doesn’t seem to mind you eating other meat…why does he care if you eat pork? Or wear specific outfits despite the earth being abundant in materials to wear? Or eating beef for others?
Why do only women have to wear head coverings to show their modesty, but not men? Yes, modesty can be a virtue, but how do you know the scripture didn’t intend for it to be modesty like humility? Why does it have to be literal modesty? And why just for women? I’ve heard the argument that hair can be seductive and that’s why women cover up when they choose to, to preserve modesty, but isn’t men’s hair seductive to women? Weren’t women all over the world fawning over Elvis, Justin Beiber, and Johnny Depp’s locks because it highlighted their looks and certainly not their personalities? Does the virtue of women matter more than men?
Circling back to types of Christianity, why does God care if you drink alcohol, get married, or wear magic underwear or not? (Nope. Not a joke–look it up).

The answer, from what I could find, is that all of these “messages from God” are all regionally, culturally, and time-period specific.
Remember that part in the bible/torah/qu’ran that talks about the logistics of buying and selling slaves? It’s not because it’s justifiable by any stretch of the imagination–it’s because it was unfortunately normal for the time period these things were written.
Today, preachers, priests, rabbis, and imams will excuse many of these anachronisms by saying they were a metaphor, or need to be interpreted a certain way, or worse–justifiable.
I think a lot of people just don’t want to admit that organized religion today is so far removed from the actual divine truth–whatever the hell that is–due to the fact that it was so heavily influenced by us.
Our cultures, our languages, our reality for the time.
Our religions just seem to be a reflection of what the status quo is. After all, wouldn’t the Christianity of the Midieval days be complety foreign to us now?
It’s not because God has changed. We have.
And we’ve more likely than not, been working on our own culturally and time period specific version of what we hope God’s word is then having the capability of thinking past ourselves to figure out what universal truths actually exist.
So, that makes me wonder…
Is there a universal truth? Or is God fine with us having organized religions that have more to do with our own agendas then pursing a common sense of righteousness?
Maybe he’s fine with it because it’s part of the test: how well can you treat others over an idea that is literally life and death for some people.
In other words, maybe it’s not about the destination, but the journey.
Maybe it’s not about being right, about which religion is the “right” one, but about tolerance, adaptability, and constantly questioning your morals.
Maybe organized religion is okay for humanity overall despite probably being wrong due to our flawed influence, because part of the test in our lives is to see if we are capable of growing and learning from our morals instead of relying on a script as a crutch.
Or maybe the Earth is going to roll off the back of an elephant and who gives a damn.
Anyway, these are the thoughts that keep me up at night, and keep me away from the Midwest.

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